Jory's One Liners

[Iron King Vickon Greyjoy]

A thread for Jory to write down hilarious(?) one liners whenever he thinks of them.

Appropriate background music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA

[Jory Farice]

Goddammit, can't other people post what I say too? Please ;-;

"They say the dragon has three heads.

But when I bedded the king, I was very disappointed."

"Harlaw: Wait, there are prophecies?
Aelinor: Yes, about the three heads of the dragon.
Jory: But what if [Aelix, Aelinor, and Velena] aren't the three heads? Plot-Twist: Jory is one of the three heads. Directed by M. Night Shyllamaman." *Written off the top of my head, damn the chat for no copy-pasta.